***If you don't want to read a story about vomit, stop reading now***
So...Monday morning I wasn't feeling so hot before school and threw up about 7:20am. I thought I was feeling better so I had about half of a chocolate protein shake. I got to school and was okay for awhile.
About 8:25am, I started to wonder if I had to throw up again. I started to leave the classroom and hurry down the hall, but about halfway down the hall, I felt it coming up. I caught most of it in my hand and kept moving toward the restroom. I turned the corner into the restroom and threw up right there on the tiles in full view of the class across the hall. I kept moving toward the toilet, but only made it as far as the sink.
I threw up a little more in the sink and turned on the faucet to wash it down...oh wait, I had just throw up into my hand and now got the whole faucet soiled. EWWWWWW! I tried to splash some water on the sink to hide my grossness.
In my flustered state, I ran down to the office so they could call a custodian to clean up my mess. I didn't know what else to do, so I went back to class and tried to regain my composure.
About 20 minutes later, I felt the urge to visit the restroom one more time. This time I made it in plenty of time. But really? What is wrong with me? I mean really...three time in less than two hours? I am silently cursing all of those people that told me I would feel better after the first trimester was over. Ugh!
6 comments:
I think this confirms my 1985 adoption theory. No one else in our family pukes like that. When does little Rosie have his next checkup?
Seriously, I heard there is something like that going around--might not be pregnancy-related. Hope you feel better soon!
I can't believe Kers brought up the adoption thing again! They just don't quit, do they, Lou?
The stories you have to tell this little guy! The guilt you can lay! Remarkable.
I know you're just faking for attention. Stop it!
Poor adopted girl.
ahhh..we love you Liner's, maybe you and Corey are really sister's?! She puked the whole time with all 3 of her children!! Does it make you wanna have more after hearing that??
I wish your big sister's would just send you some love...Didn't Betty & Gary teach them any respect for the little sister?? MAN! HAHAHA
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